Some of you have read it on Facebook, now read it on my Blog!
The whole compilation of Delhi Lessons!
P.S. This is about someone who is not from India exploring it and giving comments. This is not meant to offend someone or being them down!
=]
Delhi Lesson No. 2#
Never underestimate an Auto.
Even though it looks small, it can fit up to 7 people in total!
True Story!
Delhi lesson No. 3#
Dont trust anyone ever.
*Applied all over the world.
Delhi lesson No. 4#
You get everything in the traffic area of Delhi.
From Hairbands, toilet cleaner, amazing toys, chapati roti, books to helmets and Sai Baba posters.
They have it ALL!
Delhi lesson no. 5#
No one cares about Amy Winehouse's death as they can never get over, "Char bajgaye lekin Party abhi baki hai".
And trust me, it is played EVERYWHERE!
:/
Delhi lesson no.6#
In Delhi, is very normal to give someone elses' phone number which is not in use for over 3 months to someone new by the Network Company.
Yes, I am not Mr Hussain and I dont want to receive calls for him 24/7.
JEEZ!
Delhi Lesson No. 7#
Shah Rukh Khan is a God in Human's from.
You should never ill- talk about him!
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Delhi Lesson No. 8#
Beggars here ask for everything they see on your hands.
So far Ive come across, Ice-cream, Water, Money and my shopping bag today!
A beggar-boy told me, " Lagane ke liye Kapade de do"
Seriously?
Delhi Lesson No. 9#
Delhi is DENSELY populated with annoying un-invited flies!
ARGH!
Delhi Lesson No. 13#
The Geography lessons in the text books of India need to be revised!
Nepal is not a part of India!
It never was.
Tired of explaining this time and again!
Delhi Lesson No. 14#
Earth is an open toilet. Pee/ poop wherever you want to!
The whole compilation of Delhi Lessons!
P.S. This is about someone who is not from India exploring it and giving comments. This is not meant to offend someone or being them down!
=]
Delhi Lesson No. 1#
Never ask a street vendor the price of something you just "LIKE"
Just ask if you "LOVE" it!
They will follow you and annoy you till you give up!
ARGH!
Never ask a street vendor the price of something you just "LIKE"
Just ask if you "LOVE" it!
They will follow you and annoy you till you give up!
ARGH!
Delhi Lesson No. 2#
Never underestimate an Auto.
Even though it looks small, it can fit up to 7 people in total!
True Story!
Delhi lesson No. 3#
Dont trust anyone ever.
*Applied all over the world.
Delhi lesson No. 4#
You get everything in the traffic area of Delhi.
From Hairbands, toilet cleaner, amazing toys, chapati roti, books to helmets and Sai Baba posters.
They have it ALL!
Delhi lesson no. 5#
No one cares about Amy Winehouse's death as they can never get over, "Char bajgaye lekin Party abhi baki hai".
And trust me, it is played EVERYWHERE!
:/
Delhi lesson no.6#
In Delhi, is very normal to give someone elses' phone number which is not in use for over 3 months to someone new by the Network Company.
Yes, I am not Mr Hussain and I dont want to receive calls for him 24/7.
JEEZ!
Delhi Lesson No. 7#
Shah Rukh Khan is a God in Human's from.
You should never ill- talk about him!
:/
Delhi Lesson No. 8#
Beggars here ask for everything they see on your hands.
So far Ive come across, Ice-cream, Water, Money and my shopping bag today!
A beggar-boy told me, " Lagane ke liye Kapade de do"
Seriously?
Delhi Lesson No. 9#
Delhi is DENSELY populated with annoying un-invited flies!
ARGH!
Delhi lesson No. 10#
Mc Donalds is nothing like the TV.
=(
Mc Donalds is nothing like the TV.
=(
Delhi Lesson No. 11#
Just because its the Independence Day tomorrow doesn't mean you have to wear Indian Flag printed Tee- Shirts, use Umbrellas and buy Lampshades, Notebooks, Erasers and Mobile Covers of the similar color!
Too much!
No offence to anyone!
Just because its the Independence Day tomorrow doesn't mean you have to wear Indian Flag printed Tee- Shirts, use Umbrellas and buy Lampshades, Notebooks, Erasers and Mobile Covers of the similar color!
Too much!
No offence to anyone!
Delhi lesson No. 12#
It is very okay for some people to give innocent people wrong directions just for fun!
Argh! :|
It is very okay for some people to give innocent people wrong directions just for fun!
Argh! :|
Delhi Lesson No. 13#
The Geography lessons in the text books of India need to be revised!
Nepal is not a part of India!
It never was.
Tired of explaining this time and again!
Delhi Lesson No. 14#
Earth is an open toilet. Pee/ poop wherever you want to!
Delhi Lesson No. 15#
Staring at random people is a compulsion to Delhi~ites.
:@
Staring at random people is a compulsion to Delhi~ites.
:@
Delhi Lesson No. 16#
Calling Nepalese people "Chinky" is being a racist!
I bet my eyes can go much more wider than yours!
:/
I bet my eyes can go much more wider than yours!
:/
Delhi Lesson No. 17#
The answer to any question here is,
"This is India"
The answer to any question here is,
"This is India"
Delhi Lesson No. 18#
Be it your newborn child or Aishwariya Rai's, the joy is the almost the same.
Obviously more on her motherhood than yours!
Be it your newborn child or Aishwariya Rai's, the joy is the almost the same.
Obviously more on her motherhood than yours!
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